Santa Muerte City Magick: Death Magick for Life in the City
Digital Web Book by Arnold Bustillo
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Digital Web Book by Arnold Bustillo
Buy the paperback at https://amzn.to/4csOKG8
Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex
Primary Use
To cause the eviction of a target for any reason - tenants who don’t pay, neighbors who don’t control their pets, people who play their music too loud, people who smoke too close to your property, and all the other people you want out of your life. For when your patience has run out and you just want those fuckers to go away.
You Will Need
Prepare the Jar
At or near your Santa Muerte altar, light the black offering candle so you may work in its light. First, place the target link into the empty jar, then recite over the jar the below included Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex magick prayer. Next, place one at a time each of your negativity activators over the target link in the jar. As you place each negativity activator into the jar, again recite the below included Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex magick prayer. Finally, after the target link and negativity activators have been placed in the jar, place the wormwood herb into the jar. After placing the wormwood in the jar, once again recite the below included magick prayer over the jar.
Let the Candle Burn
When you have placed the target link, negativity activators, and wormwood into the jar, close the jar, and again recite the below included magick prayer. Let the jar rest in the light of the black candle until the candle burns to completion.
Keep the Jar
When the candle burns to completion, keep the jar at or near your Santa Muerte altar. Once a day until your targets move away, open the jar, recite the below included magick prayer, and spit directly into the jar.
When your targets move away, take the jar to a dumpster away from your own home, open the jar, dump its contents into the dumpster, and then throw the jar away.
Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex Prayer
In the name of Death I pray,
Holy Death, my patron Saint,
Hear me with this prayer I ask,
Please evict my target(s) fast.
Haunt them now until they leave.
Pester them with nightmare dreams.
For them may no peace be known,
‘Till they pack their bags and go.
All my patience now is gone.
Make them all to move along.
Send them far and send them quick.
These targets now please evict.
To cause the eviction of a target for any reason - tenants who don’t pay, neighbors who don’t control their pets, people who play their music too loud, people who smoke too close to your property, and all the other people you want out of your life. For when your patience has run out and you just want those fuckers to go away.
You Will Need
- Wormwood: herb associated with sending away, causing people to be evicted, thrown out, or fired. CAUTION; known to be poisonous, avoid skin contact and store in a secure place. About half a small handful is enough.
- Negativity Activators: two or three things associated with negativity or known for being yucky, like cigarette butts, broken glass, piss, rusty nails, graveyard dirt, etc. These amplify the negative aspects of all other ingredients and help further pile on the negative energy which you hope to send to the target household. When you add these negativity activators to your magick, it's the spiritual equivalent of flicking cigarette butts in the face of the residents you want to evict, or peeing on the shoes of the people you want out of your life - it's a sign of great disrespect to ensure there is no misunderstanding about the intent you're putting into the magickal work. LESS IS MORE, just a few drops or pinches will do.
- Target Link: to represent the person or family who you want to evict. You can use a picture of the breadwinners in the home or, if pictures are not available, you can write a few personal details on a piece of paper. The personal details can include two or three personal details that convey your intent of precisely who you want to evict, such as the name(s) of the breadwinner(s) in the home, the address of the home from where you want them evicted, a phone number, or email address.
- Jar with Lid: to hold your wormwood, negativity activators, and target link.
- 1 Black Offering Candle: to appeal to the black cloaked aspect of Santa Muerte, commonly associated with curses and hexes.
Prepare the Jar
At or near your Santa Muerte altar, light the black offering candle so you may work in its light. First, place the target link into the empty jar, then recite over the jar the below included Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex magick prayer. Next, place one at a time each of your negativity activators over the target link in the jar. As you place each negativity activator into the jar, again recite the below included Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex magick prayer. Finally, after the target link and negativity activators have been placed in the jar, place the wormwood herb into the jar. After placing the wormwood in the jar, once again recite the below included magick prayer over the jar.
Let the Candle Burn
When you have placed the target link, negativity activators, and wormwood into the jar, close the jar, and again recite the below included magick prayer. Let the jar rest in the light of the black candle until the candle burns to completion.
Keep the Jar
When the candle burns to completion, keep the jar at or near your Santa Muerte altar. Once a day until your targets move away, open the jar, recite the below included magick prayer, and spit directly into the jar.
When your targets move away, take the jar to a dumpster away from your own home, open the jar, dump its contents into the dumpster, and then throw the jar away.
Asshole-B-Gone Eviction Hex Prayer
In the name of Death I pray,
Holy Death, my patron Saint,
Hear me with this prayer I ask,
Please evict my target(s) fast.
Haunt them now until they leave.
Pester them with nightmare dreams.
For them may no peace be known,
‘Till they pack their bags and go.
All my patience now is gone.
Make them all to move along.
Send them far and send them quick.
These targets now please evict.