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You Will Need:
1 Pack of Cigarettes - the cheapest you can find. Cigarettes are believed to contribute to erectile dysfunction.
1 Can of Beer - also the cheapest you can find. Beer is also believed to contribute to erectile dysfunction.
1 Ripe Banana - to represent your target's cock.
2 Ripe Apples - to represent your target's balls.
1 Black Sharpie Marker - to write on the fruit.
1 Medium Sized Pot with a Lid - to place the fruit and other ingredients.
1 Black Offering Candle - for the Santa Muerte of Curses and Hexes.
Prepare the Genital Representations
First, using your black Sharpie marker, write the words "Cock of" followed by the name of your target on the banana. On each apple, write the words "Testicle of" followed by the name of your target. Add the target's birthday or other identifying information, if you have it, onto each piece of fruit. The intent is to make the connection to your target clear. Once you have written the necessary information, you can block it out with the Sharpie to keep your work a little more private. Set the fruit off to the side.
Crafting Your Curse
At your Santa Muerte altar, light your black offering candle so you may work in its light.
Place the fruit, representing the genitals of your male target, into the pot. If you have a picture of your target, feel free to add it under the fruit. This will further help to strengthen the connection to your target. Next, open the beer and pour it over the fruit. Open your pack of cigarettes and also empty the pack over the fruit. As you're placing and pouring everything into the pot, you may chant the below limp Dick Santa Muerte magick prayer.
Leave this pot in the light of your black Santa Muerte offering candle until the candle burns to completion. After that, you may move the pot into a place where it won't be disturbed - preferably at your Santa Muerte altar, but this is not necessary. As the fruit decays naturally, so will the virility and erections of your target man. Periodically taking out the pot and chanting the below magick prayer will only provide more energy to the working. When the banana and apples have turned black and shriveled, you can dispose of the curse materials.
Disposing of Your Curse Materials
When the fruit in your pot has turned black and shriveled, you may treat what remains from this petition as regular trash, but remove the trash from your home as quickly as possible. I would also treat the pot as regular trash, as it will spend many days absorbing the negative energy of your working - so maybe pick one up from a second hand store special for this working. You can also sprinkle the remnants with basil or Florida Water to neutralize the negative energy they may carry.
Limp Dick Santa Muerte Magick Prayer
Holy Death, send your magick black,
place my target under attack.
May his cock and balls shrivel fast,
limp and soft, pathetic and sad.
What once was strong, make it weak,
put his little man to sleep.
In your name, Santa Muerte, amen.